It’s a wolf thing.
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| — | record setting New Moon. (I had to.) |
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- “I Cut Like A Buffalo”, The Dead Weather…
They were amazing at the mtvU Woodies last night.
I realized my checklist for dating was off when I found out my A+ girl was also dating Al Sharpton.
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| — | an astute friend on how measuring relationship prospects on paper is probably the wrong way to go |
putting mom’s tricks to good work…preparing the first (i hope annual) urban family thanksgiving! a lovely way to spend the weekend.
300,000 birds. Yes.
(via benjaminpalmer)
Well done, Miracle Whip, Colbert and Comedy Central… (via mikehudack and mdfsmash)
An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork:
Dear Mr. Colbert,
Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”
Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.
On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.
Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.
We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.
We’re raising Hell, man.
THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP
Spreadable Media: A Cure for Viral Marketing | Conversation Convergence | Fast Company
Incredibly well put — and the article is worth the quick read
(via mikehudack)
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- “Winter Fugue”, Leslie and the Badgers.
In my continuing adoration of this band, here’s one for your Sunday night (spoken in my best radio voice)
