So far:

1 “Post Earthquake Cuddling” on craigslist here (via the lovely Christine)

Feeling a bit shaken? Let my steady arms absorb those aftershocks. Looking for stability? Well, you’ve found it.

Look, we don’t need to go further than that. I’m not looking to rock your world. Quite the opposite, in fact. 

Sincerely,
Dr. Tremors

2 “Photo of Devastation from East Coast Earthquake” here: 

3 tweet from @jeffjarvis:

 @jeffjarvis Quake centered in DC? Is that God saying #fuckyouwashington?